Unfortunately Neil…
Posted by Neil Crosby on February 17, 2006 02:00 PM
It’s meme time, stolen from Eric Meyer on this occasion. Here is “Unfortunately Neil”:
- Unfortunately, Neil’s wart treatment went awry and he succeeded in removing the fingers from his left hand.
- It is true, I am missing a bit of finger on my left hand, but wart removal is not the reason why.
- Unfortunately Neil developed an unhealthy fascination with being on quiz shows a while ago
- It’s not that unhealthy, is it? Surely it’s good to want to be the best and win some prizes whilst you’re there?
- Even more unfortunately, Neil lives on top of a f*cking great big mountain
- A bloody great mountain? In the middle of London? I think not!
- Unfortunately, Neil’s vocals could benefit from some more bottom-end in the mix, with each word piercing a little more than the last.
- I don’t think my singiing’s that bad - why, I once took the lead in my school’s production of Joseph.
- Unfortunately, Neil, the would-be actor, is given the pivotal role.
- That’s what I said, yup.
- Unfortunately, Neil will have difficulty getting any airplay on any new record no matter how good it is
- Because I was in a musical?
- Unfortunately, Neil died shortly after our meeting.
- It was only a flesh wound - I’ve had worse!
- Unfortunately, Neil has been in and out of the hospital several times since then.
- Probably should have stayed dead, shouldn’t I?
- Unfortunately Neil, there is no easy answer here
- Dammit, I guessed as much.
- Unfortunately Neil’s position finding was not as accurate as he thought it was
- It’s true. I once got lost between Temple tube station and King’s College. For those of you who don’t know London, that’s a one minute walk!
Unfortunately Neil sees fit to distort the historical record when the facts do not conform to the picture he is painting.- Unfortunately, Neil is an all round top guy, and wouldn’t hurt a fly.
- Unfortunately Neil’s vocals are a bit brittle and shakey - especially in the chorus.
- We’re back to making jibes about my singing now, are we?
- Unfortunately, Neil falls flat on his face with this one. Songs that are meant to be fun sound awful when done Neil-style.
- You people just won’t let it lie, will you?
- Unfortunately, Neil’s dream of entrepreneurship is something that is not shared by his wife.
- Well, no. I’m quite happy with the 9-5.30 right now.
- Unfortunately, Neil doesn’t allow comments on his blog
- Now that’s just a damnable lie. It’s just that nobody ever writes any!